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i am a science fair baking soda volcano and God is a stupid fucking kid about to pour vinegar directly into my gaping hole

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andyssite 9 months ago

thought about this metaphor because i was bored after making a sweet treat and decided to put baking soda & vinegar in a shot glass

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wg2k 9 months ago

you're a science fair baking soda volcano?

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andyssite

9 months ago

imagine being named edgler

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moseni 9 months ago

soundsa bit... EDGY

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andyssite

9 months ago

the best part about being home alone is that i can chug a cup a joe & a cold brew and noone can stop me

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adriennesite 9 months ago

I’m still here? I can hear everything you do

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andyssite 9 months ago

yeah but im the older twin i have more power u cant stop me

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adriennesite 9 months ago

… by like 5 minutes!

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adriennesite 9 months ago

Also Westley showed me the 6th grade yearbook. I go to a different school ONE year and everyone has a complete makeover??? Liam looks even more emo than he actually is right now??? Charlotte looks like a pineapple???

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andyssite 9 months ago

oh god.. liam……

andyssite

9 months ago

everytime i jerk off i feel really lightheaded & dizzy after and my ears start ringing :/ maybe i should eat more

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andyssite 9 months ago

everything kinda hurts

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dc-blog 9 months ago

1. Drink more water || 2. Jacking off even if you're not Christian is a terrible idea, especially if you're doing it daily (or worse, multiple times daily). || 3. Not jacking off for a week or so practically resets everything, you can get off to far less intense unholy things. || 4. QUIT WATCHING THE UNHOLY STUFF IT IS BEYOND PROVEN TO RUIN YOU REEEEEEEE

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dc-blog 9 months ago

To add onto the first point btw, water is unironically like a sort of magical cure for many things. Headache? Try drinking more water. Dizzyness? Wait a minute if you need to in order to function, but then get a cup of water. It's legitimately like magic.

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andyssite 9 months ago

1. good idea 2. true true 3. … yeah 4. I DONT!!!

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dc-blog 9 months ago

@andyssite water is a far better cure to the average sickness than eating more tbh. It also seems better than medicine in some cases (though not all, and if you've tried it yet it still doesn't work, then either wait it out like I do or medicine whichever is necessary).

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andyssite 9 months ago

NERVES AND CAFFEINE DO NOT MIX WELL (unrelated)

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storeyed 9 months ago

what an awesome thing to wake up to after a nap

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adriennesite 9 months ago

dawg how do i not hear this??

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andyssite 9 months ago

@adriennesite im very quiet

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andyssite

9 months ago

the pathetic schizoid & autist in me preventing me from being in romantic relationships:

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adriennesite 9 months ago

same welcome to the club

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andyssite

9 months ago

pulled another all nighter to binge the x files, took notes as i did and i got some very meaningful insight into the deepest corners of my mind (wrote i had to piss twice)

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adriennesite andyssite

9 months ago

please i desire that man carnally i NEED interaction

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andyssite 9 months ago

HELL no.

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adriennesite 9 months ago

PLEASE

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andyssite

9 months ago

white male speaking, but the fetishization/aesthetification of latinas is weird af to me

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andyssite 9 months ago

i desire you carnally dc-blog

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andyssite 9 months ago

also im dating a latina

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finndiaries 9 months ago

i desire you carnally andrew. - latina gf

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adriennesite 9 months ago

wanna know who else desires someone carnally?

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adriennesite 9 months ago

MY MOM!!!

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adriennesite 9 months ago

(and me) (because i am your mom) (all of you)

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andyssite 9 months ago

yeah. she desires ME. @adriennesite

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andyssite 9 months ago

wait shit incest

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adriennesite 9 months ago

bro is so head over heels he forgot we were siblings. /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /J!!!!!!

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andyssite

9 months ago

ill be beachmaxxing this summer.

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andyssite 9 months ago

i got sunburnt :(

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dc-blog 9 months ago

i need to polyglotmaxx + programmermaxx this summer

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andyssite 9 months ago

@dc-blog so real babygirl

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dc-blog 9 months ago

@andyssite GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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andyssite 9 months ago

@dc-blog NUH UHH

andyssite

9 months ago

theres a cactus on my patio i named edward (like the hot vampire) and i love him so much but just like the real edward, hes a… *snort* prick

andyssite 9 months ago

oh my GOD i am SO FUNNY

andyssite 9 months ago

also i walked out onto my patio to water my other plants earlier while calling my girlfriend and the neighbors dog started barking really loud and i got really scared for a split second

andyssite 9 months ago

now im enjoying a nice cup of coffee (way too late i usually do this at like 6-8) from a mug pre-avisodomists but genesis of bingo…

andyssite 9 months ago

“ neocities has evolved into a micro-blogging site with a pinch of web hosting on the side” - jax a.k.a. graybox

andyssite

9 months ago

odd2k girlfriend ted kaczynski boyfriend

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dc-blog 9 months ago

aryan boyfriend + black girlfriend (Εγώ και η φίλη μου)

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dc-blog 9 months ago

(Σοβαρά όμως, οι μαύρες γυναίκες είτε σας οδηγούν παράφρων είτε σας αντιμετωπίζουν σαν βασιλιά. Για να μην αναφέρουμε, τα καλά είναι πολύ χαριτωμένα <3)

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andyssite 9 months ago

shes mixed tbh

andyssite

9 months ago

looking at pose references and this one guys dick is so weird looking… his dong makes me feel genuine discomfort under my skin…

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andyssite 9 months ago

why is it like that… it looks like a sad naked mole rat

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chipsfunfun 9 months ago

I GIGLED SO HARD AT THIS.

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andyssite

9 months ago

oh my GOD i NEED to play the SIMS 4

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andyssite

9 months ago

think i drove past a dead guy on the way home last night

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andyssite 9 months ago

yeah that was a dead guy. Huh.

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moseni 9 months ago

that was just me drunk as hell

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dc-blog 9 months ago

lul

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andyssite

9 months ago

big apl

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adriennesite 9 months ago

NO.

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andyssite

9 months ago

i tried to make a discord account and it immediately got disabled for spam

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andyssite 9 months ago

bro i didnt do anything :(

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andyssite 9 months ago

honestly thank you i dont need that in my life

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dc-blog 9 months ago

Discord is gay, IRC and email are both far superior xd

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storeyed 9 months ago

lmao wtf

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mihails-guide 9 months ago

Yet Discord is pervasive, DC-BLOG.

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wg2k 9 months ago

letters clear

adriennesite andyssite

9 months ago

i told Liam the thing and he said he wouldn’t mind and i blushed. I DO NOT WANT TO LOVE THIS MAN

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andyssite 9 months ago

kill him please... dear god

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andyssite 9 months ago

if you get together im disowning you

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adriennesite 9 months ago

no guarantees i haven’t made a bad decision in a while it’s time to make another

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oerrorpage 9 months ago

sry I no have gun :(

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andyssite

9 months ago

strawberries dill limes pears apples nectarines apricots carrots watermelon cherry tomatoes

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reclaimedbytheocean 9 months ago

cucumber sugar snap peas peppers peaches corn broccoli 😊

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andyssite

9 months ago

96.1 immediately after shitting

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adriennesite 9 months ago

I’m working to under 100 but this trip to sea world is NOT helping

andyssite 9 months ago

please stop

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adriennesite 9 months ago

mf you said you r goal was 76

adriennesite 9 months ago

10 year old sister weighs 90 🌽🌽🤨

andyssite 9 months ago

72, actually. doesnt matter.

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adriennesite 9 months ago

It really does

andyssite 9 months ago

can you shut up?

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adriennesite 9 months ago

make me

andyssite

9 months ago

i dont subscribe to the zodiac girlie stuff but a lot of the stuff they say about the implications of dreams are probably true only because its literally your brain

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