Dear Passenger, we apologise for taking such a long time to welcome you aboard, it can sometimes take a long time to navigate the shifting corridors! We trust you have managed to sustain yourself on our native plant life and other scavenged remnants. Universe be with U!
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Dear passenger, we are pleased to invite you to the welcome party in our foyer. There you will find a jumble sale, a friendly smile and all the crackers and Fish Bits you can eat. Please take your assigned balloon to help aide in your party spirit. We regret to inform you that these balloons have unfortunately been punctured due to unforeseen events and therefore the duration of your party spirit may be limited. UBWU
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Thank you for choosing to join our interstellar adventure into certain doom. You have been provided a freshly pressed robe delicately scented with lavender and Skelroc Worm extract. UBWU
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Dear passenger, we greet you with the warmth of a thousand dying suns. You had been entered into todays welcome raffle draw, but unfortunately the prizes have all succumbed to acidic secretions. Universe be with U
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Universe be with U 🖖