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satyrwoud ongezell

2 years ago

Ohhh I love all this so much. I don’t even have any prior interests in the topics covered but this is what every site on Neocities should look like — using the capabilities of the modern web (Three.js wizardry) to make something one's own rather than just a shallow aping of Geocities sites from 1999

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pencilvoid slimysomething

2 years ago

love the layouts and pixel art

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slimysomething 2 years ago

Thanks. I'm actually not sure which pictures on my site you're counting as the pixel art. There was more of it under dreams but I changed the style, and the banner has sort of a convoluted story for why it looks that way.

satyrwoud

2 years ago

That’s a wrap on Lords of Misrule 2022! Thank you so much for all the submissions — it’s lovely to see a tradition continue, especially when i’d taken such a long sabbatical that i’d worried you’d all forgotten i’d existed. :-) Go check out the last entry, from a dear friend of mine — ’s not showing up on the feed because Reasons.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

P.S. Dear Kyle, please make it so changes result in a new post every 20 hours instead of 24, or something like that. I’m begging you. I can’t keep waiting exactly 24 hours and 1 minute to update

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcyfPXF770U

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Bilingual-website problems: Every time I try translating a page which refers to me in the third person into Dutch I end up wanting to throw my keyboard out of a window

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

“Die” (something like “that one”) in the nominative and “hen”/“hun” (“them” and “their”) elsewhere is the option which sounds *least* like nails on a chalkboard but AUUGGHHH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS DUTCH WHY CAN’T YOU HAVE A NICE UNISEX THIRD-PERSON PRONOUN LIKE ENGLISH DOES

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

sandbox2.html

sandbox.html

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oudkee updated ☆oudkee's corner☆

2 years ago

☆oudkee's corner☆

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pencilvoid satyrwoud

2 years ago

hi just wanted to let you know your site's URL made me realise i've been mentally pronouncing "satyr" the same way as "satire" until now. thank you

satyrwoud 2 years ago

hey, they're almost-sort-of-but-not-really related

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

sandbox2.html

sandbox.html

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

In addition to the latest Misrule entry, i’ve done up “A Christmas Carol” on the Codex with the original illustrations from 1843. ’Tis the season!

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slimysomething updated Home of the Internet Graveyard and more

2 years ago

changelog.html

dreams/favorites.html

dreams/dreams.html

dreams/rabbitbath.html

dreams/unfriendlywind.html

dreams/phonebite.html

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

sandbox2.html

sandbox.html

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Changed the default sans-serif font for pages like the linkroll from Source Sans to Alegreya. Goodnight sweet pince......

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

(Reason being that Garamond, which most pages on my site use, is a very print-y, bookish font, and Source Sans *screams* “THIS IS A DIGITAL THING” — i wanted to replace it with something that looked a little more like it belonged in a book. Gill Sans was my first choice, but people on Android wouldn’t see it and i’m not coughing up two hundred quid just to use a nice font by a nonce from 1928.)

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vegabond updated VEGABOND

2 years ago

satyrwoud

2 years ago

Lords of Misrule has begun! Even more people turned out this year than last, which is good, because i was beginning to worry you’d all forgotten i’d existed. :-) Submissions will be rolled out over the next few days.

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Yes, technically it’s not the 17th yet, but i’m a tired man and i wanted to get a shift on — think of it as Christmas coming early.

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

I need, like, a shock collar that zaps me every time i write something too cynical. I’ve been noticing it more and more and i really try not to be!

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

...You could probably actually build something like this if you had the time. I only ask that anyone who does do it calls the machine Waymond

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satyrwoud updated The Satyrs’ Forest 🍇

2 years ago

sandbox2.html

sandbox.html

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penta-clvsh updated PENTA CLVSH

2 years ago

logs/chance-interview.html

logs/allwerk.html

logs/secret.html

logs/visitors.html

logs/cbug-interview.html

roster.html

wasongo pocl

2 years ago

love the vibe on your site!!

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pocl 2 years ago

thank you ! :] :}

vegabond updated VEGABOND

2 years ago

satyrwoud ribose

2 years ago

I am *such* a sucker for this kind of skeuomorphism

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satyrwoud

2 years ago

Lots of people make fun of Discord and Reddit mods. They say they're narcissistic, power-hungry pricks who get high off of banning people they disagree with. As someone who once moderated a fairly large Discord server, I can tell them that they are *absolutely* right jesus christ I'm never doing that again

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I have so many war stories which you’ll probably never hear because i as a rule don’t talk about dumb internet drama on my website but trust me that shit sucked lmao

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

I'm European. Half of the mod team was American. I would frequently wake up and found out they'd banned someone for utterly ridiculous reasons and then i had to run damage control but not *actually* unban them because a majority of the mod team were in favour. Lots of ugly personal stuff involved too (which i’m really not in a position to share).

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satyrwoud 2 years ago

Anyway all this is to say that i’m not sure “Twitter but run by Discord mods and populated with exclusively the most annoying people from Twitter” is a great elevator pitch for your service

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