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thomas dolby……… marry me…………
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im now an organ donor!
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andyssite
1 year ago
when i die someone can take my eyes. theyre not good theyve got holes and shit in em but like if you want em… they’re there!
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FUCK ,.. I WAS READING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ON PARAPHILIAS AND THERE WAS A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WITH HER TITS OUT AND I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED IT AND IT OPENED IT FULL SCREEN AND IM IN PUBLIC WAHSBHSGHABA
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andyssite
1 year ago
I HAD TO WAIT A FULL TEN MINUTES BEFORE I BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO OPEN GOOGLE AGAIN AFTER IMMEDIATELY CLOSING IT
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andyssite
1 year ago
what if the real men that commit horrible atrocities were the friends we made along the way
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chipsfunfun
1 year ago
if ur attracted to you urself being a criminal. if not that's just autosexuality
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andyssite
1 year ago
see its weird because if i was the man committing horrible atrocities thatd be hot but also if i was to be someone that had horrible atrocities committed at them by a dude thatd be hot soooo
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wtf dude someone just texted me asking what mental disorders i have =^[
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why do i always get cold around femme people. not like a horny thing or a scared thing i just feel physically cold
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wait actually yates said you were annoying at like the beginning of the year because you were always talking about tally hall
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someone wearing a joker cosplay talking about god and saying “heh…” unironically just called me cringe
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i wonder how many people there are that hate my guts and i have no idea
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andyssite
1 year ago
speaking of that… i was reminded of a teensy little thing today that i thought she was over already cuz she hadnt talked about it in a while,,..,,..
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andyssite
1 year ago
she uhhhh……….. emma t. well………… theyre not official but………… and dan might be a little delulu but……
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Hey Andy. How do you make a responsive sidebar /ij
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my inability to socialize with the real human physical flesh girls at my school is detrimental
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andyssite
1 year ago
i sit in the corner licking at my bleeding, gaping wounds. a girl says to me “are you having fun?” i nod and quickly return back to what i am doing.
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dc-blog
1 year ago
do NOT interact with women at school, they are NOT worth it. If you really need a queen, that's what 3DSPaint and email is for.
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trying to draw lotus and hE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!!! FUCK
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I JUST GOT 2 CUPS OF FROYO FROM A PLACE THAT DOESNT CHARGE BY WEIGHT NYEHEHEHEHE
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in like 2022 i used to just do shots of vodka downstairs at like 11 pm while my mom and sister were both home and then id go on roblox and bug people
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andyssite
1 year ago
idk how i got the gall. the audacity. i cant even do normal legal things in my house now how did i have the confidence
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adriennesite
1 year ago
For me its I see my parents vast collection of alcohol and I get curious. It actually tastes kinda good and it makes me happy
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adriennesite
1 year ago
SERIOUSLY!! Like idgaf if its “underage drinking” and “illegal” my parents wonder why they run out of whiskey so quick
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andyssite
1 year ago
the vodka we had was like this cucumber mint and it tasted SOOOO GOOOD but then we ran out :(
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can someone here give me permission to piss so i dont have to ask the person im trying to have a normal conversation with
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that could be a murder and/or rape victim and i could be witnessing it rn
uh oh sudden silence
holy shit i was just about to make such a mean joke im glad i restrained myself
also maybe they saw an alien?
dont even say that dude
but say the joke im curious now
ghere