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it ahould be more socially acceptable to stay home all day and do nothing

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dc-blog 10 months ago

Medieval peasants almost got that sadly :[ (they still had to work, but they didnt have to always leave their house as they were on farms as slave-boys)

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

they deserve some rest

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storeyed andyssite

10 months ago

yo thanks for the follow, cool website btw

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andyssite 10 months ago

thanks dude & thanks for following back!!!

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andyssite

10 months ago

constantly refreshing my feed to get a cheap laugh

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sp1nningn4ils 10 months ago

i feel like im watching a car crash rn

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andyssite 10 months ago

ikr its buckwild but i cant stop

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

same

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andyssite

10 months ago

super unfair that women like more muscular guys

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andyssite 10 months ago

can a woman confirm this?

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andyssite 10 months ago

just wanna make sure before i lose all hope

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graybox 10 months ago

im not straight but, i mean, muscular guys can be hot sometimes, i guess. like those actor dudes. they've got some nice abs

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andyssite 10 months ago

FUCK

andyssite 10 months ago

muscular dudes are hot actually. maybe the muscular guys like skinny guys? actually wait no thats gay

beetle3000 10 months ago

to be fair im a lesbian but i would think that personality has a lot more bearing on any woman thatd actually be worth being with. I mean look at jack black, he doesnt have a muscular build, but he has a stellar personality and people fucking love him for it

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

I’m sometimes a woman so. I love skinny scrawny guys

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andyssite

10 months ago

lotus takes estrogen just to grow his hair out

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adriennesite 10 months ago

i take progesterone to grow it faster

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adriennesite 10 months ago

thats why my hair big

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adriennesite 10 months ago

and i have 6 pussies

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andyssite 10 months ago

makw that 8. octopussy

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adriennesite 10 months ago

for you thats like.... 1.5 dicks per hole!

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andyssite 10 months ago

hell yeah!

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andyssite 10 months ago

you should grow a few more so its even

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adriennesite 10 months ago

alr injecting a bit more in my daily dose to grow a few more. now entering about 5 liters

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andyssite

10 months ago

8 or 9

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adriennesite 10 months ago

8

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andyssite 10 months ago

alr

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andyssite

10 months ago

goof morninq i am goinf to see baTZY TODAY!! we r going 2 tha MALL…. which has a HOT TOPIC

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andyssite 10 months ago

i need to.. reuthr a… STARBUCKS GIFTCARD which i accidentally… stole from her… like s year sgo….

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andyssite 10 months ago

im ahskryryr abotut the ffiftcardbatzyy,,,,,,,,,,

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adriennesite 10 months ago

Are you drunk

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andyssite 10 months ago

qhfaaaat noooo

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andyssite

10 months ago

ghere’s someone screaming outside sounds like a kid chill tf out its 9 pm

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andyssite 10 months ago

that could be a murder and/or rape victim and i could be witnessing it rn

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andyssite 10 months ago

uh oh sudden silence

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adriennesite 10 months ago

holy shit i was just about to make such a mean joke im glad i restrained myself

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adriennesite 10 months ago

also maybe they saw an alien?

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andyssite 10 months ago

dont even say that dude

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andyssite 10 months ago

but say the joke im curious now

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wg2k 10 months ago

ghere

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andyssite

10 months ago

thomas dolby……… marry me…………

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adriennesite 10 months ago

ok

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andyssite 10 months ago

you are not effing mr. dolby

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andyssite

10 months ago

im now an organ donor!

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

which organ

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andyssite 10 months ago

all

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

zombie?

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andyssite 10 months ago

yes.

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andyssite 10 months ago

“do you wanna be an organ donor??” “uhhh sure why not”

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andyssite 10 months ago

when i die someone can take my eyes. theyre not good theyve got holes and shit in em but like if you want em… they’re there!

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andyssite

10 months ago

FUCK ,.. I WAS READING A WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ON PARAPHILIAS AND THERE WAS A PICTURE OF A WOMAN WITH HER TITS OUT AND I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED IT AND IT OPENED IT FULL SCREEN AND IM IN PUBLIC WAHSBHSGHABA

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andyssite 10 months ago

I WAS TRYING TO SCROLL PAST IT

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andyssite 10 months ago

I HAD TO WAIT A FULL TEN MINUTES BEFORE I BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO OPEN GOOGLE AGAIN AFTER IMMEDIATELY CLOSING IT

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

I AM SO SORRY

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andyssite 10 months ago

I WILL NOW BE JUMPING INTO THE HOLE TO NEVER RETURN

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misterdizzy 10 months ago

nice

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andyssite 10 months ago

NOT NICE!!

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oerrorpage 10 months ago

that was at this moment when he knew... he fucked up.

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graybox 10 months ago

this would make a PERFECT greentext oh my god

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wg2k 10 months ago

boobies

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andyssite 10 months ago

normally, i wouldnt be opposed to surprise tits. HOWEVER!

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andyssite updated MY SITE NOW. NYTEEHEHHEHEHEHEEEE

10 months ago

blog.html

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andyssite 10 months ago

why do i always end up falling for the men that commit horrible atrocities

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia /j

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andyssite 10 months ago

aww shit

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

get trolled /j

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andyssite 10 months ago

what if… what if i was the man that committed horrible atrocities?

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andyssite 10 months ago

what if the real men that commit horrible atrocities were the friends we made along the way

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

Hybristophilia and just add auto to the front

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

if ur attracted to you urself being a criminal. if not that's just autosexuality

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

I know wayyy too much man

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andyssite 10 months ago

see its weird because if i was the man committing horrible atrocities thatd be hot but also if i was to be someone that had horrible atrocities committed at them by a dude thatd be hot soooo

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andyssite 10 months ago

maybe i just like the idea of murder

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

...the levels of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 are off the walls /j

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andyssite 10 months ago

you have no idea about 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 andy

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andyssite 10 months ago

/ref

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andyssite

10 months ago

wtf dude someone just texted me asking what mental disorders i have =^[

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

I am so sorry

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andyssite

10 months ago

made a tumblr because im .. a nerd.... https://andysterling.tumblr.com/

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adriennesite 10 months ago

*insert feel good inc 2:06 minutes in*

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andyssite 10 months ago

maniacal laughter

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andyssite

10 months ago

why do i always get cold around femme people. not like a horny thing or a scared thing i just feel physically cold

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chipsfunfun 10 months ago

I think that's normal... idk it just seems to be

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adriennesite andyssite

10 months ago

wait actually yates said you were annoying at like the beginning of the year because you were always talking about tally hall

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andyssite 10 months ago

lucky for him now only dan really talks about the tallies

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andyssite

10 months ago

someone wearing a joker cosplay talking about god and saying “heh…” unironically just called me cringe

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adriennesite 10 months ago

💀

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andyssite

10 months ago

i wonder how many people there are that hate my guts and i have no idea

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adriennesite 10 months ago

Me two... do you know anyone who does? Are you one?

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andyssite 10 months ago

well… if i was one and i told you i was, i wouldnt be one anymore!

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adriennesite 10 months ago

So you are one

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andyssite 10 months ago

you misunderstand

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adriennesite 10 months ago

Also from my sources no one hates you (me sometimes but in a homestuck way)

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andyssite 10 months ago

awesome! dan does sometimes

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andyssite 10 months ago

dan hates everyone sometimes.

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adriennesite 10 months ago

Fair but she seems like the type of guy. /r

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adriennesite 10 months ago

That is something we have in common

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andyssite 10 months ago

youre also both gay

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andyssite 10 months ago

speaking of that… i was reminded of a teensy little thing today that i thought she was over already cuz she hadnt talked about it in a while,,..,,..

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adriennesite 10 months ago

what?!??!?!

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andyssite 10 months ago

she uhhhh……….. emma t. well………… theyre not official but………… and dan might be a little delulu but……

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adriennesite 10 months ago

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME

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adriennesite 10 months ago

you mean

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adriennesite 10 months ago

TO MOTHERFUCKIN TELL ME'

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adriennesite 10 months ago

that emma goddamn taylor

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adriennesite 10 months ago

AND DAN SALESTROM

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adriennesite 10 months ago

in some

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adriennesite 10 months ago

WAY AND MOTHERFUCKING FORM

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adriennesite 10 months ago

are in love?

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andyssite 10 months ago

I KNOW ITS ABSURD AND IM HONESTLY BAFFLED.

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andyssite 10 months ago

to be completely honest? emma’s a little too good for dan

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adriennesite 10 months ago

I

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adriennesite 10 months ago

give the fuck up

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adriennesite 10 months ago

IT FUCKIN OVER

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adriennesite 10 months ago

i could care ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN less

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andyssite 10 months ago

IM SO SORRY BRO

wg2k 10 months ago

this is a long thread

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adriennesite andyssite

10 months ago

Hey Andy. How do you make a responsive sidebar /ij

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andyssite 10 months ago

shutupshutupshutyup

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andyssite 10 months ago

KYS NOW!!!

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adriennesite 10 months ago

el crazy

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andyssite 10 months ago

el bozo

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andyssite

11 months ago

my inability to socialize with the real human physical flesh girls at my school is detrimental

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andyssite 11 months ago

i sit in the corner licking at my bleeding, gaping wounds. a girl says to me “are you having fun?” i nod and quickly return back to what i am doing.

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dc-blog 10 months ago

do NOT interact with women at school, they are NOT worth it. If you really need a queen, that's what 3DSPaint and email is for.

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andyssite 10 months ago

so real, user dc-blog. i’ve been radicalized

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