a bait shop? ...in space?

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I just want to clarify that my "kiss a fish day" was not related to the turning point usa halftime show at all. I'm so out of it on mainstream social media that I didn't know that was actually a thing. I found out about it like just a minute ago. I just really love fish and want to kiss them all
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benny1548132's avatar benny1548132 15 hours ago

what is turning point usa

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coopisnotonline's avatar coopisnotonline 10 hours ago

@benny1548132 oh to have ur mind... its charlie kirks charity or something of the sorts. republican stuff. i wish i was in the dark.

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benny1548132's avatar benny1548132 4 hours ago

oh okay so yet another outlet for fascism, imperialism, colonialism...you do not want my mind....

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Everyone’s that has ever emailed me has gotten a huge wall of text back from me💀 I get too excited to yap I’m sorry yall
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 22 hours ago

Nah it's okay so do I. I reply with even more walls of text back and forth to build the lost city of word salad, brick by brick

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caminus's avatar caminus 21 hours ago

I love email!! normalize emailing people!!

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jensen-cole's avatar jensen-cole 21 hours ago

emailing friends is so fun!! ugh i need to get an email penpal again, i love yappers

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 18 hours ago

i will yap at anyone who lets me if you need a yapper, email me. tell me anything i have many thoughts about everything

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A mouse died in my stove and all hell has broken loose
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 day ago

I hope the smell goes away soon if there is one, that sounds fucked up. Is it gas or electric?

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 1 day ago

@tabf5 It b gas and I already got the mf out. It was diabolically terrible. I do not wish this on my worst enemy

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I didn't get to kiss a fish for valentines day and I am devastated
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underwhite's avatar underwhite 2 days ago

well go do it now there's no time

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 days ago

@underwhite RUNNING to the lake with my fishing stuff RIGHT NOW. I'll bite the face off the game warden if he finds out my fishing license is expired. I'm on a mission

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 2 days ago

you can press X + R2 + L3 on that one specific rock with the old fishing gear on it to skip the cutscene with the game warden. I'm not very experienced with kiss-a-fish% but this skip is SUUUPER useful.

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yogomagpie's avatar yogomagpie 2 days ago

I didn't get the chance either. The lake is frozen solid though and didn't feel like venturing out to look for an ice fishing hole

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I swear to god lobre posted "hehe lasagna" on my page and now it's gone. I feel crazy. I have demons whispering into my ears now wtf
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lobre's avatar lobre 2 days ago

lasagna !!

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lobre's avatar lobre 2 days ago

i misread your username as garfield T_T

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 days ago

i also thought your name was referring to garfield at first lol

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 2 days ago

@lobre LMAOOO I see. I was sooo confused omg. That’s so funny

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 2 days ago

hehe lasagna >:)

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a bait shop? ...in space? oh heck yeah I'm gonna spend so much time in here. Love your site, and love gar <3
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garfriend's avatar garfriend 3 days ago

Yay <3 :))

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caminus's avatar caminus 3 days ago

so much to process re: your blog... thanks for posting <3 re: selling stuff, check out how sunnysvideo.neocities.org/ does it, they are good people!

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 3 days ago

@caminus thanks for the rec! :0

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oscarthesailor's avatar oscarthesailor 3 days ago

Thank you for the writing. What an awful artifical world that's been made for us, how didn't we all see it sooner?

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 3 days ago

Man, this brought up a lot for me. Still pondering. Thinking of my similar experiences, but also thinking of my niece, who is 11 (and currently obsessed with the PINK brand). I can’t really do much about it since I’m not her parent, but it hurts to see her trying SO hard to become what she has inferred is attractive to boys.

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 3 days ago

It feels impossible to help girls feel confident around their peers (by allowing trendy products, clothing, etc.) while also protecting them from adult male predators. Obviously, the solution doesn’t lie in girls changing their own behavior. But given the reaction to the files, we are a long way from holding men accountable. Depressing. Still, thanks for writing on this subject.

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Happy Valentine's Day, y'all. I mean, Kiss a Fish Day. Spend it kissing the first fish you find. Just carefully scoop it out of the water, kiss its lil head, and very gently return it. They love it. Don't kiss a pike though.
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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 3 days ago

im gonna kiss the fish from Iron Lung

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 3 days ago

what if the fish is on a platter and covered in soy sauce

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 3 days ago

@music-by-mrgaruine you kiss the fish still but thank it for the nutrients

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