Neocities

hardmachine feelingmachine

1 year ago

Federiefederi blocked me so I couldn't reply to your comments at them, but you're right and should say it LMFAO

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grossgirl94 1 year ago

literally someone please explain to me whats going on, i just looked at federifadskjfds page

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solradguy 1 year ago

Agree. It sounded like a cool idea from the start but it's quickly turned into the kind of dramatic nonsense I see on Twitter. Don't have the patience for that

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feelingmachine 1 year ago

i have enough of a lack of impulse control to yap the truth on their profile its so fun

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

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hardmachine 1 year ago

The Carbuncle page was just a one-off shitpost, but I realized that I unintentionally did continue on "a rant for another day" 11 months later, so I linked it.

circuitghost 1 year ago

I love the carbuncle rant! FFV is a fav game of mine, I had no idea the concept art for that summon has sneakers (or devolved into an encephalitic cat in the ffvii remake, it's so bad lol)

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hardmachine 1 year ago

It made me mad because it looks like my dad's annoying pomeranian... If I want to see a photorealistic animal except green I'd just shoop a picture I found on google...

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hardmachine

1 year ago

Yall I had no idea my Fae shrine is impossible to view on mobile because I fucked up the pagedoll 😭 I prefer bulk updates but I'll upload the fix tomorrow (hopefully).

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

runes/g3mlp.html

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hardmachine 1 year ago

I just noticed I got some math wrong on the G3 page 2 days later! Please be patient with me!

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

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hardmachine 1 year ago

This was on the backburner for 7 months. Now it is free: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/g3mlp.html

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angeleyesprings 1 year ago

omg G3 MLP is super nostalgic to me as the one I saw as a actual kid. I always thought bronies reviewing old G3 cartoons were funny back when MLP:FiM was huge... can't wait to your article, looks high effort!

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cabbagesorter 1 year ago

just went through your entire mlp/pokemon articles... i love the way you write lmao

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hardmachine

1 year ago

I knew I squatted this account months before I started using it, but I didn't know it turned 2 years old last week?! Well, the real birthday is in the fall so you'll have to wait for that.

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angeleyesprings 1 year ago

I'm glad I'm not the only who squatted on my Neocities account lol

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

runes/index.html

art/index.html

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hardmachine 1 year ago

The main focus: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/journal/apr24.html

hardmachine

1 year ago

Deleted my recent art gallery, I have it archived but I'm going to rearrange some files for OC art and put it back online when I fix it.

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Wondering if I should just have original and fanart lumped together and OC art regardless of date gets its own page... OFC I have to make the OC page(s) first!! 😭

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Not to treat this like Twitter but holy fuck the way I arranged my art folders makes me want to bang my head against a wall. I really don't want to take the entire section offline so I'm just going to suck it up.

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vivarism 1 year ago

Tweet away!!! Everybody's got to vent their frustrations sometimes. File organisation can be so difficult... it's taken me years to get it right

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hardmachine

1 year ago

... Okay, Neocities' April fool's prank makes up for Neopets not having one this year LMFAO!!!

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americasdecline 1 year ago

What was it?

hardmachine 1 year ago

If you open the Neocities editor there's an AI chatbot (ew, but) of Daria from the MTV show that comments on the inputs you make.

digital-devil 1 year ago

Where? I dont see it?

hardmachine 1 year ago

I don't see it anymore either now :( Must be a timezone thing because I saw it when I posted this in the evening (it's still 4/1 here, but 10PM).

yourdevilfriends 1 year ago

Smile WithMe would do numbers on Tumblr

hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

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hardmachine

1 year ago

I have an art upload update in progress, I'm honestly debating on taking the current galleries offline so I can finally try lightbox 😭

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hardmachine 1 year ago

AAAAAAAAAND I don't think I'm cut out for this, I like the layout I made for this page but I might use nanogallery again even if I don't like it u_u

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hardmachine melonking

1 year ago

What's the source for that funky music used in Save My Neocity?

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soap1 1 year ago

metre - open window

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Thanks!! I love it and was wondering where it was from.

hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

links.html

HARDMACHINE

runes/orderapizza.html

runes/index.html

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hardmachine 1 year ago

I kind of hate this new way Neocities shows updates... wondering if I should get off my ass and make that RSS feed...

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hardmachine 1 year ago

New page is now obscured after I edited the links page. Here: https://hardmachine.neocities.org/runes/orderapizza

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vivarism 1 year ago

Loving these drive by reviews. Order A Pizza seems funny and dark and interesting... I'll keep it in mind!

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Nothing new tonight besides reuploading versions of pages with relative links, I'm still having issues with VSC but I can at least view the offline .html files in browser. Just not the program's live preview for some reason.

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Also please let me know if any links break.

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vivarism 1 year ago

I'm glad we found a workaround at least!!! Wish I knew what was up with the live preview... maybe you could ask the people who made the extension.

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yosaia hardmachine

1 year ago

your entire website gives off 💀💀💀💀 energy, realest stuff ever

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hardmachine 1 year ago

I'll take it! Thanks!

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago

not_found.html

links.html

runes/puzzlepuppers.html

runes/index.html

HARDMACHINE

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vivarism 1 year ago

mfw i realise the puzzle puppers email was not in fact a super special hardmachine sneak peek... ._. i still enjoyed reading the review, though. as always your sense of humour is amazing, you never fail to make me smile

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Sorry!!! It was very very new so it was close enough, my other WIPs are half-finished and not presentable u_u

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yourdevilfriends 1 year ago

I love the way you write, your texts make for very enjoyable reads.

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hardmachine

1 year ago

I've asked this before but if anyone knows how to make relative paths display in VSC... let me know because I am so lost even when I have an offline copy of my site on a different drive 😭

hardmachine 1 year ago

I'm trying to read about it but I plan on removing absolute paths from pages even if I can't see them offline (but can when it's uploaded, somehow) because this was on my to-do list...

vivarism 1 year ago

E-mail me some screenies of your code and file structure? I know we can solve it together!

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hardmachine 1 year ago

Done!!

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hardmachine updated HARDMACHINE

1 year ago