Your site's really quite novel; you needn't justify it with updates. Wait until you have more ideas.
https://media.wired.com/photos/5b4948f032ccf1343a8aa9ac/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Lando_MSDEMST_EC011-w.jpg No updates was never part of the deal!
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Thank you veddy much! I had a look through the Internet Archive to see if they were accurate, but sadly the Rotten Store had loads of broken images, the only t-shirt that I can say *really* was sold by Rotten was the D A N G E R O U S I N T E R N E T one, perhaps I will buy a shirt from the link you posted, but I certainly am going to keep an eye on that site to see if they are going to start to sell the mouse pads.
The old archive: http://web.archive.org/web/20040427004442/http://www.rottenstore.com/swag.html