Got a little more selective about my husbando/waifu wall and decided to be honest with myself and add Konata and Cleo... Would have liked to do a "runner's up" thing but I think it would look too excessive.
But for anyone interested, runner's up: Guzma (Pokemon Sun/Moon), R. Dorothy Wayneright (The Big O), Lyude (Baten Kaitos), Hanon Hosho (Mermaid Melody), Midorikawa Hana (Prison School), Reigen (Mob Psycho 100), Drossel Von Flugel (Fireball), Nikaido (Dorohedoro)
If I have missed you, please don't be shy to let me know - sometimes you don't make a site banner until later, sometimes I miss it, sometimes I miss new mutuals since Neocities changed how it handles "new followers" notifs. It's totally fine!
Thank you for your thoughts, too. These are scary times. I don't have much to offer, but I just contributed something to the gofundme. Take care!