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*journalist chatter* Mr. Owlman, Mr. Owlman, would you be willing to defend the relationship between these two clauses? *cameras shuttering*
How does it feel to be 12 and a politician?
I SAY KILL 'EM ALL!
No remorse!
*more journalist chatter* Mr. Owlman, several of your kindergarten classmates claim you played footsie during nappy-time. And what of the missing snack-packs? *cameras still shuttering*
Ha, that's #FAKENEWS, I've never been to school!
*journalist chatter* Mr. Owlman, Mr. Owlman, would you be willing to defend the relationship between these two clauses? *cameras shuttering*
How does it feel to be 12 and a politician?
I SAY KILL 'EM ALL!
No remorse!
*more journalist chatter* Mr. Owlman, several of your kindergarten classmates claim you played footsie during nappy-time. And what of the missing snack-packs? *cameras still shuttering*
Ha, that's #FAKENEWS, I've never been to school!