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the saurians from beneath in the planet core try to make me kms sometimes and whisper mean things and slurs directed at me in my head but i never give in to them they are feeding off of my depresso espresso suicidal energy from me but i tell them to frick off!!! :D
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and the SAURIANS ARE THE CEOS AND POLITICIANS AND THEY WANT US TO SIT AROUND AND BE WEAK AND NEUTRALIZED BY THE GMOS AND CANCERS IN OUR FOOD AND THEY MAKE US WATCH SHITTY VIDEOS TO MELT OUR BRAINS AND THEY HATE FREE THINKERS AND THEY WANT EVRYONE TO BE DUMB AND WEAK SO THEY CAN EXTRACT OUR ENERGY
THIS WORLD IS FULL OF TOO MANY DAMN NORMIES AND ITS LIKE A FRICKING BUFFET FOR THESE HELLISH SAURIANS!!!! THEY EXTRACT THE NORMIES ENERGY BECAUSE THEY LOVE DUMB STUPID WEAK AND FEEBLE MINDED NORMIES WHO CONSUME THEIR DAMNING AI SLOP AND CORN SYRUP VEGETABLE OIL GMO MICROPLASTIC FAKE FOOD!!!!
CONSUMING DEAD MEMES AND EATING DELICIOUS SALADS AND OTHER HEALTHY THINGS LIKE WAFFLES ARE THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP THE SAURIANS FROM SODOMIZING YOUR MIND!!! NICHE FREETHINKERS ARE LIKE POISON TO THEM!!!
but oh god… THE CANCEROUS FOOD IS SO DELECTABLE AND TEMPTING SOMETIMES!!! THOSE DAMN SAURIANS HAVE PERFECTED THE ADDICTING TASTE OF DEATH!!! I JUST CANT HELP IT!!! I LOVE TACO BELL CRUNCHWRAPS I CANT STOP MYSELF!!! THE SAURIANS HAVE BRAINWASHED MY TASTEBUDS!!!