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so i have this huge site update im workin on and i wanted it to be done by halloween but uuhhhh i don't know if i'm gonna make it. it's much bigger than i imagined lol
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workin on a new set of (totally truthful) pages that'll put x-files to shame. really. scully called and congratulated me on my work. haven't heard from mulder. i think defeat is hard on him.
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culturalwasteland
3 years ago
hahahaha! Mulder's too busy throwing pencils to the ceiling. Legend says that during those times aliens freely roam the earth.
dreamcult
3 years ago
mulder goes to the bathroom and as soon as the door shuts an alien falls thru the ceiling tiles and runs away
OK NOBODY ELSE FOLLOW ME
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dreamcult
3 years ago
(if anyone in the future reads this... it's ok to follow me. i'll forgive you for ruining the funny number)
me: ok, time to get serious and make some new webpages.
my 3 remaining brain cells: https://dreamcult.xyz/share/dnce.webm
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"finally, after handwriting all the code to my new page, i'm done, and i can take it down to the public library to update my site!" i say, as i trip on an old tire and my html manuscript flies into a paper shredder that had been thrown out of the third story window by an angry girlfriend breaking up with her d*ckhead boyfriend and it landed rightside up on the sidewalk and my papers flew into it
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dreamcult
3 years ago
she felt sorry and is helping me tape it all back together. i'll update you all on how it goes
yall would probably appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhIk7iPU9o
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anyone remember the Torment puzzle site from 2007-2011 or so? each page is a different obscure puzzle to find the link to the next step. it was notoriously unsolved until people gave the creator a hard time and they took it down. now there's no trace of it. real shame, my friends used to creep ourselves out with it and thekingofwolves back when the world was still sepia tone
woah, im mesmerized
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dreamcult
3 years ago
uh oh, uhhhh that's really bad actually. has it worn off? this has happened with my site before it didn't end well
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idk what pages to make next :/