ahhem, tweet. tweet tweet, even.

chirp chirp, perchance.

kys

mabye

but in a good way

Analogy is invalid without incessant, inscient, Reddit-grade shit takes

quite bizarre. made 5 years ago, updates 4 days ago, and only follows me..???

i feel as thus inegroed could be behind this

OH DEAR

I WARNED YOU!

erm, actually, it’s proud to be hentai free!

your mom

i am your mom

im having a baby

and its you

its called

*fashion*

what are you on about

im sleepy. im staying home today

I’m sleepy and i woke up and walked out come outside and see the sun

im laying on the couch with my (extremely cool) dino rn bro

i saw. come out and be born

love u too

this goes down on Saturday. will tell y'all if I manage to save the princess from Bowser. ya-hoo!

if any of you happen to be sleepover masters, please tell me how these things work. all i planned was equal portions of ramen, lain, and napping....

i am SOOO gonna wear shorts and a tank-top instead of regular PJs. maybe she'll find me hot and be like "oh mer gerhd jax ur like SOOOO hot and im feeling SOOO lesbo 4 u"

i think im delusional

one thing about sleepovers is that you need something to keep you awake late into the night. a good, scary movie fits the bill

@jaggiescrapper you are a GENIUS! gonna ask ChatGPT for some recommendations that won't make me piss my pantaloons

Unfurl the sleeping bags, gormandize copious candy, and watch a horror marathon

most of this account stuff is fault of the showcase thing. basically stealing K10k's way of doing it.

i might make the auth API public, though! it'll be like a non-capitalist alternative to Google's auth!

Get well soon

Feel better.

I still don't know what went down. Probably the same shit lol

splurged out on this new one though, as i am now one of the few billionaires in the world. it even has a little LCD to monitor the current charge! :P

i could easily just use one of my friend's - or a friend of my friend's (the stall is like a mosh pit) - but im a huge germaphobe. AUGH!!