"finally, after handwriting all the code to my new page, i'm done, and i can take it down to the public library to update my site!" i say, as i trip on an old tire and my html manuscript flies into a paper shredder that had been thrown out of the third story window by an angry girlfriend breaking up with her d*ckhead boyfriend and it landed rightside up on the sidewalk and my papers flew into it
she felt sorry and is helping me tape it all back together. i'll update you all on how it goes