Neocities.org
owlman your site’s source code is the equivalent of a double-homicide with both victims pregnant. you couldn’t pay to me operate on this failed tumour that you call a functional website, but that’s what i expect from someone who unironically likes the antiquated, labrynthian garbage that is DOOM. i hope when you leave neocities forever you take down the infrastructure so nobody will ever try to imitate this failure.
also thank you for calling me kind, i really appreciate little moments like that!
Oh baby, I'm never goin' to quit!