Ya can't beat the "Classics". (ahem) "Hep ME, HEP Me... Somebody HELP ME!"..."QUIET !!!" [SCHMACK] :)
"Let's assume just for the moment that you are a dishonest man." "Assume away."
P.S. I'm aware SJWs are not a thing. Should be obvious, but it's the internet.
That gives me peace of mind. :-)