Crystalis is great but later in the game you'll have to keep switching weapons and that gets tedious. You may know this but there's a great fansite here on neocities: https://distantskies.neocities.org/

Thanks for the shout, Ask. Yeah, we could post after I make more money. In any case, for some reason some manuscript I burned resurfaced on the cloud and Claude (the AI) is like wanting off about how it's my best work

That said, those AIs are programmed by secularists, so it probably makes sense for why the robot rates a slightly risqué love story higher than my regular ranting. Apparently, I've got to be Chesterton tier to get the green check for the journals

I found the bank book, this is the best game ever. I have to rewatch that avgn video, what could he possibly have not liked about this

Ah, he was just bad at it and couldn't finish the first dungeon. Some "nerd" 🫩

It is pretty ugly though. I wish it was more colorful. Everything else is cool and easy. I made it to the sky city, I got my holy sword and cross of God, I'm stabbing vampires through walls to make up for the morality points I didn't realize I was losing killing tree spirits. All the while I'm easily earning enough to never be without food or shelter. I wish life was this easy

no, Hydlide looks great, but the Indian Jones music is melting my brain

Ok the Norwood Scale bit in Smiling Friends made me smile

okay, the song's growing on me, it's fun to sing. But I'm right: the opening is definitely the best part. Soypranos page is DONE, i'll post later

++saw a trailer for some Merlin series, thought "Is that Brett Cooper?" It was. It doesn't look great. Brett does, but the series doesn't. It looks thousands of times better than the BBC's Merlin though, so that's something. I don't think the 1981 Excalibur movie will ever be topped. (I had my parents watch it after they saw BBCMerlin and it completely blew their minds) But maybe it'll still be worth watching.