forgot to praise pinesap and the other boys. idc, icant do it anymore. Longbottom is next.
No more longposts EVER again. That said, NEXT time: Longbottom, internet bloodsports nostalgia, and Alice by the Palm 😴
You're finally caught up. Working on the next chapter. They're going to be longer than usual but it's wrapping up Pt2.
I'm like 99% confirmed they just feed you brainwashing inducing goyslop instead of communion at Protestant churches in the US. Its just like how Ted Cruz swears on his life his pastor told him to kill every American to stop even one Israeli from getting their ankle sprained.
I don't exactly want to participate in mud-slinging between the denominations but, besides the Evangelicals, fundementalists are also extraoridinarily hateful (or at least the baptist flavour are). Between literal bible burning (any Bible but the KJV is from the devil apparently) to singing nation worship in church instead of repentant hymns, theyre... Well with my experience, Christianity in the US is terrible.
I really believe that a significant portion of protestants produce more atheists in their children than good fruit. I see it in my mother who has been so traumatized by them that she can't go to church. I see it when they threaten people with Hell if they don't convert (which besides being fucking stupid, it never WORKS). I see it in the weak boys they produce and cowardly or angry fathers.
Obviously that's not the end of it. I've found many lovely friends from differing denominations. Absolutely none of them are baptist tho. And besides that, I can't actually find any point where my friends really disagree on anything theologically. It's almost like your denomination doesn't actually matter if you love God and seek to learn about His nature through his word or readings from theologians past. A concept.
(And it's just so happened that none of them are baptist, I'm not picking them out of my friend group specifically... any friend I had who was baptist has gone away from that world though lol).
Things tend to get bastardized in the United States. Not just with religion. People here tend to grift on anything they can latch onto and exploit for their own benefit.
The silver lining is in the horizon or at least I hope so. Younger generations are starting to understand the hypocracy going on right now. I don't know if it the damage can be reversed but such behavior is being frounded upon which is a good sign.
Babylon Bee editor celebrating dead Christians(i hate his guts), name no longer ironic 🐝 new Cyberfrog 🐸 aaand ufc tonight 🥊extra fat post tonight 🫃 pls take care ttyl
idk why i write such long posts, there's obviously something wrong with me. But I did write a little bit of SIR QUANG, so maybe I'll post that later. You can probably go read it rn if I left the auto-saving on, but DONT because idk what im doing yet... some girl is coming from the FAR EAST to ask for Quang's help, he'll have to retvrn to the land of his birth to ____. Fredric the Weeb Knight is about to come in too.
"Heh, and miss an opportunity to go to JAPAN? Baka!" He's just treating Quang like he's Japanese the whole time.
i dont feel like doing anything, pls enjoy an unfinished throwback from 2018. maybe Fredric will meet up with Sir Quang.
Rem- "Judge" Fleischer, disgusting weakling loser responsible for countless deaths despite EPIC YouTube shorts???
loved my Sennheiser Momentum 4 earbuds but despite regular cleaning I kept getting gross ear infections from them. I now wear the Autism Earmuffs.
I've listened enough to be positive Sam didn't just meme me. I Trawl the Megahertz is the best music I've heard in years. I can't remember the last song that hurt. I'll try later. That's a good post right? Music that HURT you
2025 Anyone? On Drive now so I can write a little more easily. new chapter's at top hoepyoure having a good one 😴smol blog latermaybe