When you're arrested on Sainte Croix, they give a card to your wife or the nearest breedable woman so she can visit you twice a month if she wants. The rest of it doesn't seem so fun though. But i guess prison isn't supposed to be fun.

When the guy from the brothel went to prison he made the robot security guards love him by making them feel more human and they gave him extra stuff 🤖 their minds were probably scanned from humans. One of them went insane though and flamethrowered a bunch of prisoners and all the other guards had to fight him all night to stop him

Rem, Hogwarts Express

200% rambling. i cant write like this anymore. ttyl

WANT TA KNOW A SECRET, PET?

ABAIA, I'LL DO WHATEVA YA ASK OF ME, AHLL WORSHIP YAH BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN TAKE SO MUCH BIGGER LIKE EREBUS. DA WAY YA RESIST THE NEW SUN IS SO SXY I LOVE HOW YA TAIL IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN MINE, IT'S SO HUMILIATING

CORRECTION: of course the Undines served Abaia, not Erebus. We apologize for this humiliating error.

Guy dies and Eli the robot doesn't know so she's trying to make soup for him to make him feel better 😿

*****a Shadow child saved everyone from the cannibal tribe(i forgot to mention they were cannibals) by calling down a human spaceship which they'd been preventing for a long time (they got addicted to some local plant and literally just don't care about anything because they chew it all day) but he briefly resonated with Sandwalker which was enough to not want to die. So the humans landed like the conquistadors 🇪🇸

Cannibals scatter, now I have no idea what happens, Wolfe got me again 🫩 the shapeshifter tribes were either supposed to be wiped out or wiped out & replaced the humans who made first contact, but how do we even know what's considered first contact to the characters believing this when the Shadow chi-- next post 😮‍💨

https://youtu.be/_JhJ5qbySJU pls watch this it's important btw 🆘

I see "we will be watching your career with great interest" and i immediately knew they were talking to the Portuguese Nick. Way better than UK Nick so far.