When your Amazon Prime next-day delivery is delayed by one day π¦
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She teaches you how to fish, makes you call her Master, and hits you π£
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didntask
1 week ago
"I'm actually good at cooking. When I get married, I'm going to cook for my husband." Carmen the RF3 tomboy cannot be competed with. I want her to cook fish for me (i hate fish)
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1 week ago
Don't argue with people on the Internet, but if you have to, please use that secret. Don't tell other people about it. If this esoteric wisdom benefits you, consider paying me back by helping me marry an Olympian tomboy with Selphie Tilmitt hair.
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didntask
1 week ago
"You all can't wait to play the game with that delicate little elf with the big earrings." The Spirit of Dorian Alan rises from the grave in 2026
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didntask
1 week ago
+++sry, JF "losing" his wife would have probably been more fun to talk about. maybe next time.
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1 week ago
Waitno One Step Behind from Outlive is just soooooo good. Their chill songs are the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW-g1KQxP3k
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All that's left of her is an AI superchat voice
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didntask
1 week ago
There's no way JF did it... Surely he could have just broken up with her, they weren't really married. I just don't understand why he would agree to drive her into the woods π It might make sense that she asked, her being who she was. But why would he agree
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didntask
1 week ago
I forgot Sistermon and Veronica can block scrolling on mobile πͺ I'll fix it "later"
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didntask
1 week ago
lmao there's a fat clown extorting and beating the tar out of the mayor this is great
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didntask
1 week ago
Trip, Trap-- great story. Archeologist visits a planet in an iron age, considers the people savages. They think he's basically a wimpy jester because he can't show off any technology. Also they're right about him anyway. But he and a local lord have a spirit battle with an ancient troll who knew about space travel π§ they win. Guy sticks around. His colleague on Earth steals credit by saying he's working for him π«©
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thelesserword
1 week ago
Low-key, I only converted because of the wrath of God. Can't go anywhere after realizing that ofc He's willing to send you to the gulag because you need Him more than He needs you, BUT He's beating the crap out of you because He still wants you.
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imperialxtal
1 week ago
Sega Master System is still one of the most popular consoles in Brazil, kept alive by multicarts and plug n play systems. (Yes I respond to your memes)
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Unrelated, the cover art for the Kingdom Hearts collection coming to Switch 2 is the most revolting thing I've seen in a very long time.
https://a.co/d/0ffUIzsh Three Soras. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? That doesn't even make sense. It's not like they're three distinct Soras from other dimensions or something, it's THE SAME GUY just in 3 different outfits. And look at their stupid faces. What a travesty. compare that to the artistic masterpiece that is the cover of KH1.
Or 2. Or really any game in the series, including previous collections. This makes me sick, it hurts my heart. I'm literally becoming a Heartless rn π€