SO REST YOUR HEAD UPON ME, I HAVE STRENGTH TO CARRY YOU <3 I rly need to get a dictionary into LibreOffice, some humiliating typos in here 🫠 pls pretend you dont seethem

iktf. I have a dictionary in Libreoffice and still make typos.

Rem- Milgram shock experiment kinda complete bs

Sad i will never find the Christ is King hoodie Nick had because once he wore it a gorillion knockoffs were made 🫩he said the store once and i should have acted then

so far: Father Inire's pupil yeets her beloved cat into his teleporter, not realizing what it was. Could be in another galaxy or an entire different reality now. He promises to do everything in his power to find it. It seems like he wasn't able to(big ask tbf). But now there's rumors of objects being knocked off of tables around the girl, and she finds a dead sparrow at her feet that wasn't there when she sat down 🐈

ITEMS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NUMBERS. YEARS OF GAMES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for +8% Poison Resistance

It rly might be my single favorite image of all time. I never *don't* laugh when I read "They have played us for absolute fools"

Man, kind of wish I could be as horny as you, Ask. I think I was in those early days, weaning off. Always remember that jacking off dicks is gay. One day, it'll come within your heart that jacking off the dick that is your own is also gay.

Bored Art Online is gonna be good, I promise. I'm having fun just thinking of it. Everyone's going to have an inventory that I'll keep track of... I'll make a stat sheet for everyone... I just need a reason to uh--Isekai everyone.

Sergheiii Spivac, he's a great fightah, I'd love ta fight im

letsgooooooooo based and Christpilled Serghei crossing himself. I'm so happy for him after he was robbed against Acosta. Dedicated to his father who died. Sad. He did great though, nothing but striking despite being a grappler. Serrrrgheiiiiii Spivac

Men receive so few compliments they remember them for years. I also worked at Walmart lmao. Two of them actually. First was fun as it was all college kids and qt3.14 grills. Second was full of "lifers" and depressed the hell out of me.

Mine was very Haitian. I was one of only a few employees that spoke English, and it was a biiig Walmart 🫩 it wasn't too bad, but I was uniquely miserable because I was new to the area and I had no friends. I had a lot of fun with a few of the guys that actually did speak English, but we were still from different worlds. A 70yo white lady that transferred in was my best friend.

I've heard plenty of crappy English VAs in my time. Always end up sounding like this: https://youtu.be/7QntFKGAtNI?si=RXeCtAjPzjmaOb-N

Okay actually though I did kinda enjoy the old Haitian ladies flirting with me. And a few younger, my own age, one of them actually kinda insanely sexy in a strange way. I just wanted to go straight home every day though, it was such boring misery working there. Even on Adderall.

Omg wizard 😭😂