sry for language, nun-disrespecters sicken me like few things

missed entire UFC prelims :'( pray for JDM

Heavyweight blobfests are the peak of the sport ❤️🫃

Prates is so scary on the feet. But it's his fate to be hugged for 5 rounds by Islam

You can justify picking red, but only after putting enough thought to realize that pushing red guarantees you live, which at that point if you have to think too hard to justify it's really just bad policy. Like, "EVERYONE LIVES" is so obviously good that people would press it without a thought.

Meanwhile, only ridiculous intellectuals (get me out of this class please) would be "smart" enough to figure out why red could make sense, and then come up with some nonsense to justify murdering everyone who picked blue because they're scared that people would be as messed up as they are for picking red.

Might be my power supply fan. Everything else seems okay. I'm going to go crazy

Sorry for no memes. Double tomorrow

Electrician who came to my house today had the same name as me. Years ago we had pest control come because we had ant explosions every spring. It got pretty expensive though. I paid attention to what insecticide they were using and started applying it myself instead.

Bone he's a magic hero who's going to save me 😭

Remembering things was a mistake. Every essay drains my life force like Palpatine using Force lightning. I'm getting rid of the list. It's better to forget.

opened a doorbell camera notification to a fat huntsman spider sitting on it. I hate Florida.

The women do yearn for the home. Unfortunately, my schizo black homie who's 6ft can pull but can not keep because though he's 6ft he is not a CEO. He's broke.

he doesn't have to be a CEO! Maybe it's the schizophrenia. But I'd rather not keep a woman who demands a CEO anyway 🫩imagine the suffering