Awh, my dear father of our unborn child, thank you for caring, but I have no idea what to put up here. Still, here's an attempt:

2018-02-24: I went partying near the Dutch border with a sore throat a running nose and a general feeling of dizziness. At around 2am, I decided to sneak away because my body felt terrible. At the hotel, I'd found out I was at 38°C. Fuck this world.

My point is, I don't want to be this guy anymore. I would love to expand the site, but eventually my real life will leak into this site even more and that's no good. Because I can't stand the early pages archived at the Wayback Machine and don't want them to get associated with me. –m

This site was meant as a throwaway, and you folks made it big and loved. ;_;

liek if u cri everytiem

24/02/18: I hope you will return soon, Prince of The Night.

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https://archive.org/details/strata.neocities.org_16.07.2017

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Go to the guys website and there is an unfollow button or following just click it twice and bam

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you sure told him bro

thanks, my fav white supremacist bro

Thanks!

I would argue that we're living in an age of the superlative; the polar; the extreme, but I understand what you mean. I'm sure I'll cut back in the future when reviewing games that don't strike me as strongly as Celeste. Also, I found out that the original Pico-8 game is unlockable!

I very well may revisit this game when I 100% it, it's that good. But thank you very much! I'm working on it from the ground up.

or you can be lazy and just go to the lexaloffle pico-8 forums. ;P (alas, i still haven't even beaten pico-8 celeste...)

@exo, I meant you can't talk about potentially better games in the future when everything is "perfect" in Celeste.

I absolutely can, at the heart of it all, it achieves perfection in its interpretation and execution of gameplay and controls; a potentially better game would top what Celeste is doing here, much like how Celeste topped Super Meat Boy (which in its own right, is still near-perfect also). There can be more than one masterwork in a school of a genre.

smh strata out here making me work on a super meat boy review (which makes sense since it got the best-selling switch port recently, and super meat boy forever is coming out sometime soon)