Neocities.org
Somehow, I've intuited that someone on Neocities -- a prolix fanboy, banal epigone, peeving simpleton, ditzy neoteric, pretentious Indo-cineaste, the future mother of my children, or some weird frotteur who uploads meticulously detailed and formatted catalogs of his favorite amateur porn -- is destined to become my casual arch-nemesis, a figure with whom persiflage will eventually become a diurnal treat...
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...until one of us extravagates good taste or prudent restraint and someone (not me) decides to vacate the Internet in a clamant huff.
Anyhow, all comers are welcome.