inb4 the big not-e3 announcement from Nintendo is actually a remake of SM64 and not OOT and the game ends up looking like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8

Voiced by Chris Pratt or Troy Baker

Big fan of Jimmy Rolfe. He's managed to go this long without becoming a total weirdo, which is commendable. I liked that video too, as I also still "go to the movies." Can't say I mind the prebooked seating though; it often beats searching for multiple seats together in the dark. My fave AVGN eps are prob Zelda II, Castlevania, and Dracula. Peak levels of comfy.

Say what you want about the AVGN movie or slob era but he's never crashed out despite being on the platform for decades. That's commendable.

Cat is good but if i was owned by a reddit couple I'd jump off something tall and not land on my feet. 9 lives, reroll

If cats could have foresight, I'd go stray to protect my balls. There's only so much I'm willing to sacrifice for a comfortable life.

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Dreadful indeed.

it's easy to hate the American government, but do you have the courage to hate the American people?

On one hand, they brought it upon themselves and are active participants in the system. But they are also you and me. I suppose at one point, we were equally as blinded. Maybe not up to their level but close enough. I feel like I'm conflicted on how I feel about them because I don't go out of my way to talk to them. I am American but I don't feel a kinship with someone form Ohio or Washington or most people.

In a way, I think they are victims of their own ignorance. I've been using the word "cattle" a lot lately because that term is starting to grow on me and make more sense considering where it comes from. I can say I don't like them but I also don't hate them with every fiber of my being. What would you call that?

You'd probably call it indifference. Anyways, hating the American people is only valid if you're not American. We've always been warmongers, except back then warmongering actually benefited Americans instead of foreign interests. Still, if you are American, then it makes more sense to pity your fellow American for being born in the same cesspit.

loving Americans has saved my life.

It's not glamorous or always popular online, but the most direct way to a better American future is via support of the most right-wing factions within the Republican party and the removal of "RINOs" (see Indiana primaries). The only way out is through. There is no "more based" alternative that is actually electable and "cynically" rooting for Dems isn't especially effective either (actually it's a really bad idea).

What did they do to Neocities? My eyes hurt.

Give it a chance!

Notice how your rants are actually peak 👀

A lot of them are dated from when I first started blogging in 2020. My opinions on some matters have changed a bit but others are closer to how I feel now.

Video slightly related: https://youtu.be/BkOxJoP_saI?si=a1Qw21rB1PVRkH0F

No ignition = no slamming phones. What a sad, sad age. Next, the silent keyboard.

The new Star Fox looks genuinely unsettling. Is Nintendo okay?

Not another remake. Ugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZeyh5q9R8 Slippy sounds awful.

Fox is terrifying. I never knew it was a horror game?

Nightmare blog tomorrow morning a possibility. Thanks Nintendo.

Maybe a dailyblog post tonight or tomorrow. I don't know.

I'm a big fan of these videos. Partially scripted and unscripted historical fights: https://youtu.be/d38oTTJvLZY?si=n4M_T-20PwXo3PLU

basically "think smarter!" great blog, it makes me want to pull out one of my old phones to repurpose as a MP3 because using my phone for music at work is killing its battery.

Thanks. Exactly. I had to take a 30 minute drive today and used my secondary phone for music. I still had about 97% on airplane mode without draining the battery on my main phone.