"There's a zombie in your yard" is fire.

" Não sei Nem quero me preocupar com isso. Vou mais é pescar." from some old brazilian story. It roughly translates to "I dont know, Nor do I wanna worry about that, I'd rather continue fishing". Dunno if it really goes hard but its just some ordinary phrase that just stuck with me.

Aww thanks !

I’m a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else. I like the newer games, but I don’t mind playing the classics. I don’t think I’ve ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don’t think I want to play any after the experience I had… It started on a nice summer afternoon. I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, -

that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside. I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what

was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry. This is what he wrote... "Tom, I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too,

NOT SONIC.EXE CREEPYPASTA