Bought a Blu Spy suit, because I needed some kind of disguise to wear to prom

My cat got trapped behind a door in my basement, I destroyed the door with my fire axe and now I have a doorway. My cat Daisy is fine she hadn't been trapped for too long

Cosmic Brownies are the most addicitve things ever, more potent than a concoction of black tar, cocaine, and Walter White's Crystal blue combined

I've had college misspelled on my homepage for around a year now... Think I could get a scholarship with an I.Q of 60

I should probably use this feature shouldn't I