!!! :)))

OK SO

FUCK THIS IS EMBARRASSING

that message was not an early april fools joke and was a genuine dead man's switch i set up because of the reasons i pointed out in said message. thing is i uhhhh KINDA FORGOT TO RE-ARM THE SWITCH LMAO

I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE I AM ALIVE AND WELL

DUDE

I legit thought it just HAD to be an early april fools so I was just going to stay silent on the matter until april 2nd. But it's a real switch because of course it is. Well. I'm. VERY. glad you're alive

DUDE

whaaattt

That's my chud son (my cat)

like the first two levels are dope but 8-3 goes on for too long and is impossible to p-rank while 8-4 is downright mid and reeks heavily of leviathan in terms of feeling very rushed

i'd write about this on my site but uhhh.. yknow

this post is evidence that there are only 2 ultrakill players on neocities and honestly that's a good thing

AW NO.... Getting news here is crazy. I was hoping exactly what you were saying wasn't the case, I haven't gotten to playing it yet... Five million rushed leviathans upon you.

do not listen to this user it fuckin rocks

multi is very true. after 5 months of reflection i can condifently say that i was being a little bitch and fraud is dope

THANK YOU SCARY GRANDMA!!