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RRAAAAATTTTF CCCOMMMANDER HERE. WE TOOK CONTROL OF THE MAINFRAME SYSTEM SERVERS ETC ETC.. HAHAHAHAH. HAHA. HAHA
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Joxi here. I am back from the hospital. Sandra Rat has been detained for treason. She fed the rats.
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Sandra here. Sad announcement: This morning at our military hospital joxi was found peacefully relaxing and recovering from his injuries. I will be removed within a week.
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Hello. I am a representative of Joxi Corporation's Anti-Rat Paramilitary Forces. Joxi was severely wounded in the recent battle for the city hall and will be unavailable until further notice. I, Sandra Rat, will take over his duties until then. Glory to Joxicorp. Death to the rats.
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bevweb
1 week ago
sandra what are you doing in the anti rat paramilitary forces with a name like that
week 3 of the great rat war. i ran out of food supplies today. i will have to make it out the wardrobe. please pray for me
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theres a rat in my house
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bevweb
1 month ago
hey i bought some joxicoin and after i refreshed the webpage it disappeared. can you help
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joxi
1 month ago
you need to buy it again. when you do that 10-13 times it should stop disappearing.
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joxi
1 month ago
dont worry its being transferred at our facilities. youll hear back from my assistant within 2 years
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Yuh oh!