eusa implies the existence of extended canada and extended mexico too... could go silly
The Extended United States was founded in 1988 at the end of the Two-Minute and Forty-Nine Second Civil War, in which the acting President of the Really Outrageously Tall United States, previously the United States But All The Lakes Are States And All The States Are Lakes, toppled the Greater Kentucky axis mundi to the ground.
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