Why does every fanfic concept relating to Ronnie end up coming true EXCEPT the important part where he redeems himself and/or dies? Whoever hit me with the dodgeball of prophecy but only related to him, send it back.
But wait. There's more! I also thought it'd be fun to pair this with a little contest for engagement, so here's the deal: email / DM me a screenshot of your filled out bingo cards by the 14th. Whoever has the most checked off is entitled to either a review of the vaguely scene/metal/punk-adjacent album of their choice or a flatcolor fullbody art request of whatever they want. Let's see how much Ronnie would hate us.
If you're wondering why all the I Can Explain chapter summaries were edited, I removed some stray YouTube links I forgot about.