long before time had a name

Long before weiners ever existed...

The first webmaster created html.

does really cool finger guns in your general direction,, ur comics r epic sunglasses emoji

omg thank u... i love my fans...

i would die and kill for you

homestuck?!?!

that's what I'm saying!!!

concept of being a weeb is weird in general

@graybox THAT IS SO TRUE!! its just fetishizy and like.. not okay

crazy

do they?

do they? answer /j

they, in fact, so not. only mammals do. they also have cloacas!

do* fucking hate typos

I like girls.

@chipsfunfun Based!

girls are sick

tim cook is personally responsible for me not getting to have coffee

i have 28 school days left but really 24 because noone actually goes the last week

Tim cook

cim took

reverse homophobia

HES GAY? JOHN IPHONE IS GAY?!

WHAAAAAAAAAAT

JOHN IPHONE LOVES MEN!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsdSN1cOf8E

tim cook will be dead by 8 am

LlMAO

Win7 is based, even more based than Arch Linux in many cases

AHHH!!!!

chercking nOW

OH EM CUE

SHES SO SIGMA!!

ik shes not canon but i honestley have so many ideas about her

i have evil evil plans

oh god /j (u can use her in the comic if u want 2 dw)

NYEHEHEHEHHE

lotus boutta have a sworn enemy or someone hes down bad for idk tho /j