balls my eyes out

erm.. bawls*** idiot. you fucking moron. you imbecile. you illiterate fuckbucket

not in the way you think tho my eyes r akshully balling various sports balls

oh shit ive been outsdmarterd

or have you

maybe they’re doing both simultaneously!!!!

oh yeah i forgot you ARE A POOPY DUMBDUMB HEAD!!!

nuh uh when i said it i did in fact mean that my eyes were growing limbs and doing whatever one does with balls

are they. perhaps. dunking on me

jiggling dribbling kicking

wanna stay up all night while i narrate whats going on in my minecraft world to you?

yea!!!!!!!! but right neow it’s pizzle time purple horned emoji

nods solemnly

like jello or water?

like jello

gelatin cake, even

HOLY SHIT

i quite literally have never so much as glared at your apparent gyatt

Lmaooooo

chz its COVERED every day

one time aiden was laying on his stomach playing smash bros and his gyatt was so rotund and apparently abel was in shock

it legit jutted out. he was caked up

aiden leigh?

idfk the one with the buzz cut in extended day

i know this was a week ago but its the one with a last name that starts with j

sideeyeing

shhhh

can i cook w/ u

absolutely not

blueberries disgust me

kys

there are popcorn kernels in my teef

teef

TEEF????

Teef make da wurld go round!

teehf

it presumably happened at some point between when you started your website and when you obtained your 31st follower.

holy ahit… ,, u r so rite,,.,,,

andrew last name the science guy

sterling... doesn't quite have a ring to it

andrew sterling is a banger name

thanks broski!

personally I can't not think of Sterling from RAID: World War II whenever I hear the name 'Sterling' (whether this is a good thing or a bad thing is entirely subjective)

momentous event in andrew history

YAYAYAYAYA!

and yuesubi... love yuesubi

awaiting in eager anticipation