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Which post is real???

holy shit… THE OTHER ONES THE IMPOSTER!! SHOOT IT!!

IM BEGGING ALL OF YOU ON MY HANDS & KNEES

i have. a microsoft account for pe idk if pe can connect to pc worlds but maybe

YEEEESSSSSSSS WHATS YIYR SYUER

CHIP!!!!!!!

CHIIIIIPPPPPP

(read in the voice of someone falling off a cliff)

U on the bedrock one?

YEA

so far ive racked up 73 days in a world i started a few days ago

I think I racked up like over 8k hours in it back in highschool lol, couldn't stop building dirt box houses

Within my entire life, ive probably ended up putting a few thousand hours. Like 2-3k, still suck at the game and never beat it tho

@dc-blog SAME ive played so much but have never beaten the ender dragon in survival... just not my cup of tea!

because SOMEOONE cant...,...... *eyes addy suspiciously*

SO REAL (how was the cherry cobbler)

its in the oven rn but it smells awepic

ITS DELICIOUS

YAY!

i cannot decipher this post what does this mean

i made cherry cobbler and while in the process of making said cobbler i was presented with sayori of ddlc fame and involuntarily became erect. do you understand?

yes

why coukdnt i be terrified of something normal like snakes or spiders. love those guys. Worms terrify me. They make me want to rip off my skin

i cannot describe the fear i feel when i even gaze upon these horrid creations. i feel them in my skin they are slimy and unrelenting whores

none of you can imagine hiw i feel right now at this very moment i am legiterally trembling

women love my pathetic whining and frantic scratching

i am so sorry man oh my god

thank you chip. i am sorry for calling them whores. but they deserve it

insert AM monologue here

also im covered in ug bites so the scratching is only making things worse

DONT BECOME AM THEN ILL BE UR OPPOSITE

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