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immediately after slicing my hip open my mom texts asking if i want to go swimming later. yeah i do.
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i am a science fair baking soda volcano and God is a stupid fucking kid about to pour vinegar directly into my gaping hole
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andyssite
1 year ago
thought about this metaphor because i was bored after making a sweet treat and decided to put baking soda & vinegar in a shot glass
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imagine being named edgler
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the best part about being home alone is that i can chug a cup a joe & a cold brew and noone can stop me
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adriennesite
1 year ago
Also Westley showed me the 6th grade yearbook. I go to a different school ONE year and everyone has a complete makeover??? Liam looks even more emo than he actually is right now??? Charlotte looks like a pineapple???
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everytime i jerk off i feel really lightheaded & dizzy after and my ears start ringing :/ maybe i should eat more
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dc-blog
1 year ago
1. Drink more water || 2. Jacking off even if you're not Christian is a terrible idea, especially if you're doing it daily (or worse, multiple times daily). || 3. Not jacking off for a week or so practically resets everything, you can get off to far less intense unholy things. || 4. QUIT WATCHING THE UNHOLY STUFF IT IS BEYOND PROVEN TO RUIN YOU REEEEEEEE
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dc-blog
1 year ago
To add onto the first point btw, water is unironically like a sort of magical cure for many things. Headache? Try drinking more water. Dizzyness? Wait a minute if you need to in order to function, but then get a cup of water. It's legitimately like magic.
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dc-blog
1 year ago
@andyssite water is a far better cure to the average sickness than eating more tbh. It also seems better than medicine in some cases (though not all, and if you've tried it yet it still doesn't work, then either wait it out like I do or medicine whichever is necessary).
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the pathetic schizoid & autist in me preventing me from being in romantic relationships:
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pulled another all nighter to binge the x files, took notes as i did and i got some very meaningful insight into the deepest corners of my mind (wrote i had to piss twice)
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white male speaking, but the fetishization/aesthetification of latinas is weird af to me
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adriennesite
1 year ago
bro is so head over heels he forgot we were siblings. /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /j /J!!!!!!
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ill be beachmaxxing this summer.
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dc-blog
1 year ago
@andyssite GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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i was honestly kinds scared to click that link
Happy bday!!
@user-maldito sadly this is unreality. the character in that isnt even 18 and his birthday isnt even until september i have no idea why i made this i was struck with a vision