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forgot i Put a weird bead in my can of sParkling water last night and got jumPscared trying to drink it
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made a very yummy looking quesadilla and i hope it doesnt betray me like last time *glances at that time a few months or so ago when i deadass made whole tortillas n shit and it sucked ass*
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when i was in kindergarten at a christian school we'd have chaPel (i cant remember if it was every day or just on wednesdays) but i used to tell the kid sitting next to me that i was a vamPire and they didnt believe me but at the time i had really sharP canines so i just like oPened my mouth and they believed me and got scared and i think i bit a kid once but anyway the Point is that something something history
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like... coffee on ice..? that seems dumb wouldnt the ice melt because hot oof ouch owie
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just bit my girl friend on the neck
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andyssite
8 months ago
if any of you asshats get concerned for my wellbeing ill call you a nerd and four-eyes and kick you around
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well done ur kitchen no longer stinky
thank you very much but alas IT WAS NEVER STINKY!!! It just had a lot of dishes and ... crust