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so. im hoping i remember this in 11 days

roly poly instant

I knew it

he'd try to step on it and he'd succeed but the roly poly is simply too strong

real

if anyone wants to play minecraft... wink wink

me during landmark

The male condition. Bruce Banner shit.

what the

dont we all (or at least Halo 2)

i call it: "older brother syndrome"

I'm the oldest kid in my family and was born '07... are you trying to be me?

@wg2k i was born in 2009 and im the oldest of my siblings, I'm so glad I wasn't a 2010-mf tho XD

because im not gay

i do the same and im lesbian,,, so probably not!

awepic!

pawesome, even… BATZY PLEASE TEXT ME BACK

No cuz balls aren't touching

so right mr. dizzy

sometimes I'm so disappointed that I just don't even react. I just stare

Lombre used Giga Drain! (get it? it's a HP draining move?)

Hyper Beam

I AM NOT. I SAID THAT I WOULD GET ANOTHER VAMPIRE TO TURN ME BECAUSE YOU COULDNT!!! COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

DO YOU NOT SEE THE PARALLELS HERE??? THIS IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE WHEN CUCKS ARE TOLD THEIR DICK IS TOO SMALL AND THATS WHY THEYRDSHJFVSDBFDSJF

you guys should go to marriage counseling

WE'RE DIVORCED NOW!1!!

go to divorce counseling

get remarried

so you dont have to pay for divorce counseling

youre so smarrt

and the get divorced again so you dont have to pay for a ceremony and marriage counseling

and then loop

we already have done that like 50 times. we already remarries

we have a very very healthy relationship

then become friends so you dont have to pay for either. and then become a couple so your not awkward. then become friends so you dont have to buy gifts and show affection. repeat until problem solved

fasted forward to absolutely bonkers shaboinging in a watchtower in the pacific northwest with a ver large green overcoat on

remember to make it bedrotting coquette girly!!! i love you <3

nods solemnly. also 1 second new record

hilo cyrtridandcrovdis

holy moly ravioli that was the best thing ive ever seen i owe you my life

holy crap my life has been changed after viewing such content

Not mine tho-

More like... Full of... Rizz. 🫦

*insert rizz sound effect*

neat.

YOOOOO BASED

w jdkw dan sogam?? D:

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