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thanks dude & thanks for following back!!!

i feel like im watching a car crash rn

ikr its buckwild but i cant stop

same

can a woman confirm this?

just wanna make sure before i lose all hope

im not straight but, i mean, muscular guys can be hot sometimes, i guess. like those actor dudes. they've got some nice abs

FUCK

muscular dudes are hot actually. maybe the muscular guys like skinny guys? actually wait no thats gay

to be fair im a lesbian but i would think that personality has a lot more bearing on any woman thatd actually be worth being with. I mean look at jack black, he doesnt have a muscular build, but he has a stellar personality and people fucking love him for it

I’m sometimes a woman so. I love skinny scrawny guys

i take progesterone to grow it faster

thats why my hair big

and i have 6 pussies

makw that 8. octopussy

for you thats like.... 1.5 dicks per hole!

hell yeah!

you should grow a few more so its even

alr injecting a bit more in my daily dose to grow a few more. now entering about 5 liters

8

alr

i need to.. reuthr a… STARBUCKS GIFTCARD which i accidentally… stole from her… like s year sgo….

im ahskryryr abotut the ffiftcardbatzyy,,,,,,,,,,

Are you drunk

qhfaaaat noooo

that could be a murder and/or rape victim and i could be witnessing it rn

uh oh sudden silence

holy shit i was just about to make such a mean joke im glad i restrained myself

also maybe they saw an alien?

dont even say that dude

but say the joke im curious now

ghere

ok

you are not effing mr. dolby

which organ

all

zombie?

yes.

“do you wanna be an organ donor??” “uhhh sure why not”

when i die someone can take my eyes. theyre not good theyve got holes and shit in em but like if you want em… they’re there!

I WAS TRYING TO SCROLL PAST IT

I HAD TO WAIT A FULL TEN MINUTES BEFORE I BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO OPEN GOOGLE AGAIN AFTER IMMEDIATELY CLOSING IT

I AM SO SORRY

I WILL NOW BE JUMPING INTO THE HOLE TO NEVER RETURN

nice

NOT NICE!!

that was at this moment when he knew... he fucked up.

this would make a PERFECT greentext oh my god

boobies

normally, i wouldnt be opposed to surprise tits. HOWEVER!