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it's the new year, so I'm going to tell a very personal new year's story that is unrelated to the new year. Happy new year.
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faoggot's avatar faoggot 9 months ago

When I was fifteen, I went to Colorado in the United States for a vacation with my family. We visited a beef jerky store there with all kinds of jerky; alligator, crocodile, bear, I think. The man who worked there talked to my mom, and told her he was actually buffalo bill. She didn't believe it, of course, but he did a couple fancy tricks with his gun, just for showmanship.

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faoggot's avatar faoggot 9 months ago

At some point he invited her to take a photo with him. I held the camera. They stood and posed for the photo, and as I got ready to take it, the fraudulent buffalo bill pulled his gun out and pointed it at my mother's head. I was in shock, so I took the picture, and then he pulled the trigger. The gun revealed itself to be unloaded. Colorado is a miserable place.

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 9 months ago

WHAT THE?? at least it was unloaded though!!

goatcvlt's avatar goatcvlt 9 months ago

happy new year

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