when i was in kindergarten at a christian school we'd have chaPel (i cant remember if it was every day or just on wednesdays) but i used to tell the kid sitting next to me that i was a vamPire and they didnt believe me but at the time i had really sharP canines so i just like oPened my mouth and they believed me and got scared and i think i bit a kid once but anyway the Point is that something something history