IDK about free hosts but I've read good things about Dreamhost and NearlyFreeSpeech.

Does it allow for file hosting?

catbox.moe?

Catbox is what I currently use for a few of my files but I'd have to check if it allows for larger files. Otherwise, I could split the templates into separate packages.

Okay so good news: The files are small enough to be hosted there. Things are starting to make sense. More later.

I feel dumb. Maybe I should just upload these to Archive.org. Not sure why I didn't in the first place. :V

It has its own appeal!

i like it too! it's got a distinct aesthetic & i like the theme and all the banners and such. gotta remember it's good for the ecosystem for there to be a lotta different kinds of sites

Werewolf patriarchs prefer dog water. :P Your site is just fine. It is made by you by your vision, that's the thing that matters. Trying to measure it against some arbitrary "ideal" standard kills its soul. Please be proud of your efforts, you should be.