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Can't believe you slandered Brawl like that, got me wanting to write a review of it myself to give it the love it deserves. Half-joking aside, curious what you mean when you say "unlocking the characters is annoying", aside from Wolf/Puff/Toon Link you get them all just by playing Subspace. If anything, Melee strikes me as the hardest Smash to unlock characters in.
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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

Unlocking brawl characters isn't hard just super hard to find. You either have to fight 500 brawls (which I'm not doing) or find doors in specific areas sometimes as a specific character which makes zero sense when nothing tells you to do that. If I need to look up a tutorial to find a basic feature in the game, that's not good game design. [...]

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

I feel like brawl is a very subjective game. As much as I dogged on it in my review I do genuinely think it is a great game but compared to other entries it feels a bit pathetic. Honestly I do think I was a bit too harsh for the review, lol.

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ruinacchi's avatar ruinacchi 2 months ago

*hungrybox has entered the chat*

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dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 2 months ago

Yeah that's fair, I'll give you that Wolf/Puff/Toon Link are a pain even if you can get the rest just through Subspace. Kinda disagree on Brawl not measuring up to other entries, Subspace's story is hardly some Shakespearean masterpiece but it is genuinely cool seeing these characters interact and watching the very nonlinear story unfold. If anything I think Smash 4 is the most "nothing" entry, it doesn't really-

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dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 2 months ago

-have anything that stands out about it like the others do. I do get not liking it though, even if I'm used to it by now it does control kind of strangely. Kind of confused by the 7/10 score though, seems like a high rating when you don't seem to have much of anything you personally enjoy about the game.

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

Yeah, I think I was a bit too harsh when criticizing Brawl. I genuinely do think it's a good game but it's not without any flaws. It was pretty hard to emphasize any positivity since almost my positive opinions of the were just "it felt fun", so the negativity is talked way more in my review -- which is my bad! I'm still learning, so I'll get better at getting my point across the more I write.

dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 2 months ago

Ah, yeah that's very fair. I have the same issue sometimes, with something that doesn't work it's often easier to notice where it fails compared to successes being much harder to articulate. I'm sure you'll improve, looking forward to seeing what you write next :D

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I've been playing through Katamari Damacy for the PS2. Now, if you were to ask me what the most perfect video game is, I would tell you that no video game has been good enough to be called "perfect". But, if you were to ask me what game has come closest to obtaining perfection... I would answer Katamari Damacy.
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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

This is going to be a bit sentimental, which is why I'm typing it here and not in the review. This game... made me feel things. I don't even know why. I grew up with relatively new consoles, 720p, 1080p, etcetera. But something about this GAME just weirdly comforts me. The low polygon count, the crappy English voice acting, the absurdity! It makes me feel nostalgic for a time I've never even LIVED in. [...]

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

And it's so... weird. I can barely keep myself from just... staring. Staring far, far into the digital cosmos that I only FEEL like nurtured me. It's just pixels on a screen, why do I FEEL like this? It's... baffling. I've never owned a PS2, let alone a physical copy of this weird ass game. Its just... a lot to take in. I really needed an experience like this, to be honest. [...]

irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

There's been *things* that have happened in my life over the past few days that are too personal to discuss, and this game has really helped me tough it out. A game that leads me onto nostalgia that never even existed. Have you ever felt this? Reminiscing a time you've never experienced? I don't know. Sorry, this is too long. I'm rambling. New review for this game should be out in a few days. If I have time, that is.

p7uen's avatar p7uen 2 months ago

Hope you're doing ok, sounds like a new happy memory though amongst it all.

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dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 2 months ago

Yeah I know the feeling, sometimes a game just hits you like that. Wasn't quite the same thing but Klonoa: Door to Phantomile gives me a similar feeling, you might like that game. Don't play the remaster though it's terrible, completely ruins the atmosphere, just emulate it.

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thegameboyabyss's avatar thegameboyabyss 2 months ago

Supremely excited for the review. Hope you're doing okay. Also, highly recommend you check out the sequel if you ever get the chance; personally I think it's even better than the first.

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

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Love the colours!
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notesfromearth's avatar notesfromearth 2 months ago

thank you! i love the selection of games you've reviewed :)

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Great site! I could never track this much stuff myself lol
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dizzydeezy's avatar dizzydeezy 2 months ago

Thanks! Obviously, it's pretty tedious... 🥴

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Your site has a certain vibe that I can't really distinguish. I don't know why, it just feels oddly nostalgic. Great stuff!
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skep's avatar skep 2 months ago

Man of mystery, that's me. I'll take it, thank you!

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Love the premise. Good luck on your journey!
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retrogameaday's avatar retrogameaday 2 months ago

Thank you! Everyone is so welcoming when I have barely learn how to code so far. I appreciate the community.

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irrelevantreviews updated their site.
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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

NEW REVIEW: Super Smash Bros. Brawl | Super happy to get this pushed out. Reviews should be way more frequent after this.

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vitorio's avatar vitorio 2 months ago

If you didn't know, it's still possible to play Brawl online with a couple of patches from Wiimmfi.

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p7uen's avatar p7uen 2 months ago

Maybe the story mode was a tutorial for people like me: an old people who can't parse a Smash Bros. screen without getting a headache. I have played the Switch one and practiced quite a bit so I could lay the smack down on my nephew, but a slower paced single player mode where I could get used to playing sounds quite welcome!

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

@vitorio I was tempted to try the fan servers out, but I decided not to as it's technically not official content. If I'm going to review the online aspect of a game I need to take account of things like server latency and overall maintenance, which is nullified if I'm just gonna use unofficial resources.

You may have to change your tagline because I am asking for more game reviews.
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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 months ago

Unfortunately, "Game reviews nobody asked for (except p7uen)" doesn't really roll off the tongue

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