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I've been playing through Katamari Damacy for the PS2. Now, if you were to ask me what the most perfect video game is, I would tell you that no video game has been good enough to be called "perfect". But, if you were to ask me what game has come closest to obtaining perfection... I would answer Katamari Damacy.
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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 weeks ago

This is going to be a bit sentimental, which is why I'm typing it here and not in the review. This game... made me feel things. I don't even know why. I grew up with relatively new consoles, 720p, 1080p, etcetera. But something about this GAME just weirdly comforts me. The low polygon count, the crappy English voice acting, the absurdity! It makes me feel nostalgic for a time I've never even LIVED in. [...]

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irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 weeks ago

And it's so... weird. I can barely keep myself from just... staring. Staring far, far into the digital cosmos that I only FEEL like nurtured me. It's just pixels on a screen, why do I FEEL like this? It's... baffling. I've never owned a PS2, let alone a physical copy of this weird ass game. Its just... a lot to take in. I really needed an experience like this, to be honest. [...]

irrelevantreviews's avatar irrelevantreviews 2 weeks ago

There's been *things* that have happened in my life over the past few days that are too personal to discuss, and this game has really helped me tough it out. A game that leads me onto nostalgia that never even existed. Have you ever felt this? Reminiscing a time you've never experienced? I don't know. Sorry, this is too long. I'm rambling. New review for this game should be out in a few days. If I have time, that is.

p7uen's avatar p7uen 2 weeks ago

Hope you're doing ok, sounds like a new happy memory though amongst it all.

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dogsmicworks's avatar dogsmicworks 2 weeks ago

Yeah I know the feeling, sometimes a game just hits you like that. Wasn't quite the same thing but Klonoa: Door to Phantomile gives me a similar feeling, you might like that game. Don't play the remaster though it's terrible, completely ruins the atmosphere, just emulate it.

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thegameboyabyss's avatar thegameboyabyss 2 weeks ago

Supremely excited for the review. Hope you're doing okay. Also, highly recommend you check out the sequel if you ever get the chance; personally I think it's even better than the first.

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