i feel like im watching a car crash rn

ikr its buckwild but i cant stop

same

I WAS TRYING TO SCROLL PAST IT

I HAD TO WAIT A FULL TEN MINUTES BEFORE I BUILT UP THE COURAGE TO OPEN GOOGLE AGAIN AFTER IMMEDIATELY CLOSING IT

I AM SO SORRY

I WILL NOW BE JUMPING INTO THE HOLE TO NEVER RETURN

nice

NOT NICE!!

that was at this moment when he knew... he fucked up.

this would make a PERFECT greentext oh my god

boobies

normally, i wouldnt be opposed to surprise tits. HOWEVER!

idk how i got the gall. the audacity. i cant even do normal legal things in my house now how did i have the confidence

For me its I see my parents vast collection of alcohol and I get curious. It actually tastes kinda good and it makes me happy

dude same its so fire

SERIOUSLY!! Like idgaf if its “underage drinking” and “illegal” my parents wonder why they run out of whiskey so quick

the vodka we had was like this cucumber mint and it tasted SOOOO GOOOD but then we ran out :(

😈🤑🐶🐶🥵

I’d be a bird no questions asked I love birds. Not in the bingo way

I AM NOT A BIRDFUCKER

I'd be something like a cat or a seal. I AM THE SILLYNESS

also smallest woman lover dead

yeah this was a really good post andrew

thanks andrew

I am biggest woman lover (WOMEN...)

roly poly instant

I knew it

he'd try to step on it and he'd succeed but the roly poly is simply too strong

real

if anyone wants to play minecraft... wink wink

me during landmark

The male condition. Bruce Banner shit.

what the

dont we all (or at least Halo 2)

i call it: "older brother syndrome"

I'm the oldest kid in my family and was born '07... are you trying to be me?

@wg2k i was born in 2009 and im the oldest of my siblings, I'm so glad I wasn't a 2010-mf tho XD