edgy vent: hahahah 10x programmer hahahhahah XD well big data more like BIG HEADDACHE xD I wonder how much power would be saved if php was a decent compiled langauge. i am a rockstar developer using mongoloid DB. Does /dev/null support sharding?
Okay, but seriously though, the original author is asking for Elon Musk or Christian Grey or something while working as a bad writer for a shitty website for a living. I mean, like, come on, dude, we laugh at incels when they do that kind of crap. Tone it down.
In other news, what do you think about tiny, 11.6" craptops? Is the feeling of a tiny thing in your hands a superb sensation only pedophiles can appreciate, or are you a retard with an undervolted Celeron?
I had a 11.6" craptop for school a long time ago(I think around 2011?). It didn't take too much space but had a decent enough keyboard. It had 4 gigs and an AMD APU. However, it fell apart on its own, before any hardware broke. I liked it at the time. It looked like this: http://laptops.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sony-VAIO-Y-VPCYB39KJ-11.6-Inch-Notebook-1.jpg
Nice! I might get one if my current laptop stops working.
https://i.imgur.com/xcYKFlD.png