You would think that "tooltips appearing over defined area on mouseover" would be an easy and common thing you could do, but you would be wrong.
Right now I just have some buttons in a place less obvious than I'd like. I really want to encourage people to click on your sites! If your site is A) about a TTRPG campaign, B) resources for TTRPGs, C) has RPG/writing resources and/or D) a personal site with a section for character/RPG stuff, I want to list you and write a bit about your site.
MelonKing was nice enough to say "yeah, you can go ahead and write custom stuff with the gifypets .js" and I appreciate it! Doesn't work without being launched from the launch page, sadly.
Interactive! Pan around! Hover your mouse over things! Wow! My friend spent two days writing bespoke JS for this!