> Maybe I could create a website that disables the user’s browser in such a way where they can’t leave my domain until they’ve visited every page for as many minutes as it takes to read the text on screen. If only they knew what was on here… they couldn’t help but love it…

this energy is impeccable. i often feel that way. but you can’t force good taste on someone, i’ve learned. plus then the people who engage with your writing will really really vibe with you.

for what it’s worth i think your website design is perfectly respectable

thank you; i appreciate that. when i'm in a bad mood i often get mad about the design of my website, for some reason. looking at it in the light of day, i agree that it's perfectly respectable, and i daresay i even like it.