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Damn, another great article. We should give each other a pat on the shoulder for sticking with our resolutions for 2017, which were by sheer chance the same!

*pat pat* I'm glad you didn't kill yourself, strata! Your glorious cock can't bring joy to my work if it's decomposing in a casket! Keep the blood flow going, my dude.

Thanks my dear; I just did.

🍆🍆🍆🍆💦😰

rest in rip. I should totally backup my harddrive too!

Are you 100% straight? Do you even exist? See? qed!

I'm happy I'm LGBT now. I've always wanted to attend a pride march waving the flag of my husbando, Astolfo.

In other news, what do you think about tiny, 11.6" craptops? Is the feeling of a tiny thing in your hands a superb sensation only pedophiles can appreciate, or are you a retard with an undervolted Celeron?

I had a 11.6" craptop for school a long time ago(I think around 2011?). It didn't take too much space but had a decent enough keyboard. It had 4 gigs and an AMD APU. However, it fell apart on its own, before any hardware broke. I liked it at the time. It looked like this: http://laptops.techfresh.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sony-VAIO-Y-VPCYB39KJ-11.6-Inch-Notebook-1.jpg

Nice! I might get one if my current laptop stops working.

https://i.imgur.com/xcYKFlD.png

If you can read this I managed not to nuke my website again.

edgy vent: hahahah 10x programmer hahahhahah XD well big data more like BIG HEADDACHE xD I wonder how much power would be saved if php was a decent compiled langauge. i am a rockstar developer using mongoloid DB. Does /dev/null support sharding?

MongoDB is web scale!

Okay, but seriously though, the original author is asking for Elon Musk or Christian Grey or something while working as a bad writer for a shitty website for a living. I mean, like, come on, dude, we laugh at incels when they do that kind of crap. Tone it down.