As you board the ship you are immediately surrounded by an impenetrable wall of heat. Beads of sweat evaporate as the hit the floor and as you squint at the path ahead you detect motion in the rippling darkness. An envoy emerges clad in a white shirt and yellow tie. Their hand outstretched bearing a crunchy, creamy, frozen Ant Molk treat. "Apologies dear Passenger, Vega is running a little warm today". UBWU
There's now pages for Joachim Mode as well as fanfiction I like :)