Holy crap, you were risking your neck and walking such a fine line there... It takes ***BALLS*** to mock the almighty kitty (and their owners) on the Internet! I still think it finally turned out to be pretty harmlessly light-hearted and cute. RIP Mittens, I'll never forget you... ;)
The obituaries of dead cats? Why not?! Join the big leagues and profit! :))) https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05/17/grumpy-cat-an-internet-famous-feline-with-furry-perma-scowl-is-dead/
We should be thankful that all this skillful wordplay is put to benevolent uses. :-)
Pardon my ignorance... Are you the genuine person behind the redaction of these nuggets?
I write them if that's what you mean? They're not reposted from somewhere else.
Thank you!