*wears a shoulder-loose red velvet dress with one leg exposed* hey darling *kicks exposed leg out and sets hand on hip* could you do me a little something *leans in really close and a bit of my lipstick gets on your cheek* could you take me to *falls into your arms theatrically* a hopital *coughs up blood* i think i ate a bad mushroom *coughs up blood* please *coughs up blood* cmon *coughs up blood* *coughs up blood